claytwin
United States
Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
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picante72 24
Oh shart...
Pleonasm 36
They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.
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Comments (128)
Morgiepoooh9822 17
What came out? A unicorn? :)
crduncan 6
That's a gamble and a loss.
buckdharma 38
Let me get this straight. While entering a office of higher learning, perhaps to see if you were passing class, all the while your stomach churning, you shit yourself while passing gas? I don't think a turd and it's aroma, shouid keep a nerd from his diploma.
coolkitty154 11
That just made my whole day.
seeoseek 18
Professor, do fart have lumps?? No? Ok then I definitely just shit myself!! Haha
PincessBoff 6
This almost happened to me twice last night. I woke up and my stomach hurt real bad and I almost decided to fart, then thought "Ehh, I think I'll risk getting cold and quite possibly avoid ******** in my bed." Glad I thought twice. Sorry, OP!
crackpotL 33
Looks like you lost the guessing game.
krapula 4
Never trust a fart.
lec17 10
famous last words XD
whY402Jay 12
I do that all the time. Don't feel bad.
lec17 10
I'm sorry for your misfortune
yaoifreak 8
oh my gosh GROSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
amDes 11
Learn your body and poop often. I can always tell when a poop is waiting and it saves me more times than I can think of!
dchiam 11
I have no idea how I always get sucked into reading the comments..
claytwin 14
Solid, well thought out comment that is pertaining to the subject thanks.
dchiam 11
More solid than you were, clearly.