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claytwin United States

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML

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claytwin 14

My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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picante72 24

Oh shart...

Pleonasm 36

They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.

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TKA2012 6

Good lawd its mud butt!!

itszlo 8

And that's why you carry an extra pair of clean underwear in your backpack! Not that this ever happened to me personally but I do sometimes carry a pair in my hobo bag... Just in case ;)

FMLbutYDI 17

That's a shitty situation.

SouthernSweetie 13

Don't worry I'm sure we've all bet on a fart and lost.