Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
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KnifeStuff 8
Assholes, assholes everywhere
GuessWhatKids 13
Don't be fooled, they're a tag team. This is how they make their money.
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Comments (76)
Kyle_Kawi27 7
The exact reason I carry a pistol.
thatisaWIN 5
What....? OP is a girl..
simoncat 11
Call the police...on yourself...sorta.
Mossears133 15
I've read this 5 times now and I still can't figure out what the **** it says
CalamityJane2 5
Couldn't you have shown them a liscense or other idenfication from your purse?
OverBlossomed 22
And this is why I'm glad to live in a country that allows us to own guns.
tiarnatargaryen 23
Can't imagine that would be very helpful if it was in your bag.
VaporeonSpleen 8
What? You would have shot them? That would have definitely helped you look less like a mugger...
OverBlossomed 22
I would've shot the guy who tackled me. To #68: I would've kept the gun on my waist, not in my purse.
VaporeonSpleen 8
:) You make me glad I don't live in your country. I think if you shot the guy, then you would have a lot more to worry about than a stolen purse. Life isn't like some action film where everyone would applaud you for shooting the "bad guy."
OverBlossomed 22
I wouldn't want applause. I would want my ******* purse. If someone steals from me, I think I have every right to hurt them and if they die, too bad. They shouldn't have stolen it. Unless you're a thief, don't worry about it. If you are, well, I can see why it would bother you.
AlexiAwesome 10
At least he's creative :)
lollypop30001 19
That's why you should own a gun
Shade1982 21
Yeah, and getting shot with your own gun will surely make you feel better :P.
Silver_89 9
FreshPie is pretending(?) to be the person who took OP's bag and gave it to the other woman.
roflstomp716 19
some people just have shitty morals.