Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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Top comments
jazziness 12
that was sweet
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.
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Comments (105)
MoonTiger 4
Just a clue: Not every guy will propose just because we kneel down... if we did I would've been married about a thousand times now
piandod 0
i looked in the comments specifically to see if anyone caught this.
fairypower 4
I hope he takes u to a ball game and proposes on the jumbo tron like other douches
DjeePee 25
Zombeh, please, die. Once again. Hmm, I actually can't see the meaning of this FML. Is it "Today, my boyfriend didn't propose, whilst I wanted it. FML" or is it "Today, my boyfriend acted like he was going to propose, whilst I didn't want it. I got a panic attack. While realising it wasn't a proposal, I knew I had made a fool out of myself. FML."?
JACKYL78 1
why no pic of the face. you seem to have a nice body
TheLetterZero 7
So someone posting a silly sarcastic comment gets lots of thumbs down while others who make complete fools of themselves get thumbs up? What a mess this is... Zombeh was in the right. All of this negativity was uncalled for.
kiree123 0
dont automatically assume! he'll ask soon
RebelHeart7 0
yeah that's right
RavenNight 0
wow ur life must be so horrible. :/ seriously this is not a fml thts jst sad
NzxtZ06 0
if you started to panic, you obviously would have said no