Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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Top comments
jazziness 12
that was sweet
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.
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Comments (105)
DreMasl 0
'f' to the the 'a' to the 'i' to the 'l' FAIL!!!
hahahayeahright 5
lame.,
MissAwesomeness 4
i dont think this is either a YDI or FYL. If you started to panic when he seemed like he was proposing, doesnt it initially mean youre not ready? So be glad he was only tying your shoe.
skate4life753 0
You should go buy him a caterpillar toy.
imac619 2
Lmao.....note to self never get on a knee in front of woman, they automaticly think you want to marry them.
hahahayeahright 5
well if they had been happily dating for three years and are walking in a park which is kinda romantic, that's a pretty logical conclusion. :)
Nicnats 3
lol. was thinking about that too
slsrox1298 0
lol u shud b like it would have been better if u proposed lol! unless u dont want to marry him, but a guy who will tie his girls shoe in public by kneeling has some chivalry..
sassy_bunny16 0
teaches you no to assume anything and why the hell would you panick if you wanted to get married? this wouldn't be an FML if you didn't.
Leftieswillrule 3
I dunno what everyone is ******* yelling about. I got zombeh's point instantly. perhaps if it was worded "I dint get proposed to either, but you don't see me complaining" you would understand
newjerseyguy 0
talk about jumping the gun and assuming things.
portablecupid 3
if you panicked then i assume you didnt want to get married... so i dont see the FML, unless it was the embarrassment factor.