Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML
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peak4u 10
Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.
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JH159753 21
That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.
ruckfules85 34
Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.
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Comments (46)
Merridew 8
"you've got to hold her hand properly" and then he licked. How can human hold something with a tongue?
wang33334 12
Should not talk to the old stranger in the first place
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP For trying to be a smart-ass with the elderly man you deserved it!
xReDMemory 28
How is asking someone what they mean,regardless of their age,makes you a smart ass?
EmpireCityRay 13
He's walking with a girl and someone tells him to hold her right. You must be a retard not to understand that the older gentleman means hold her with elegance and showing some sense you love her than whatever loose and dull way he was holding her.
Uglyfeet 23
#19 just read the FML, dude...
brand125 17
15/19 - i think your wayyy off base here
keiNan_fml 35
some people
TheNiceOne 20
This needs a Follow Up. It's moments like these where I don't mind my dad telling me to carry around pepper spray.
worldclassrager 41
I wonder what goes through old peoples mind at times
JuzReading 23
"Well back in my day..."
vikky538 29
think twice before you ask a question...issued in public interest to avoid getting licked on hand...
andreaor 7
wtf...
CuriousYel1ow 13
You might want to get yourself checked out....eww.