Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
Book him, Danno
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Friends
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Broke ass dad
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Another fine mess
Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
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loserboii 11
"Sir we just need you to stop pumping your own gas." "Why can't I pump my own gas?" "Target isn't replying, shoot to kill!"
allie2590 31
Seems odd to me that the worker would call the police before just letting you know. Unless they were passing by of course.
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jewwybeanzzz 10
if you have out of state licence plates, a lot of times they let you pump your own gas. That's how it works for us (with our Washington plates) anyways
jewwybeanzzz 10
They usually have an attendant out there to monitor my dad while he pumps the gas but my dad is allowed to. I don't see why the police were involved...
babygrrl257 11
Yeah. I moved from Florida. When I moved to Oregon. It was interesting.
Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7
I have both lived in Oregon and am old enough to remember. In ancient days gas pumps were a bit too complicated to allow common men and women to operate them so there was always an attendant to do the pumping. Then in the late 60s early 70s new pumps were installed all over that any idiot could operate. In order to reduce costs, the gas stations reduced their "pump staff" and created self serve and full service lanes. In Oregon the pump jockeys organized or were already organized and managed to get through that specious legislation about hazardous material handling in order to save their jobs. Eventually, all non Oregon pumps were cut back to self service while all Oregon pumps are manned by those voted "least likely to succeed" by their classmates. While I lived there I thought it was kind of cool that those not likely to ever qualify for employment of a more challenging nature were given a spot in society where they could contribute rather than be a drain on society. I never noticed that the prices charged in Oregon were substantially higher than elsewhere. Also, if you're passing through Oregon you'll notice that they have no sales tax, which is awesome. I'll end here because this post is already too long, but I'll just note that I could go on at great length about how their recycling laws give the homeless a source of income and keep litter to the absolute minimum.
helloimjack 5
Cool story bro
capnbzarr 43
You seem to think you're better than people who work in service positions. You come across as a vicious, petty, bourgeois asshole.
Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7
And you come across as a humorless flannel wearing hipster douchebag barrista. But thank you anyway.
Iceman225 11
Yep.
andycee2000 5
I do wonder about the idea of making a process less efficient for the sake of maintaining jobs. "Self Service" for simple tasks (resetting a password, checkouts at supermarkets, ATMs) seems to be the general way things are headed.
downer3498 4
I grew up in Oregon and I used to pump gas. If someone from out-of-state started pumping their own, I would just remind them it's illegal and then let them finish.
avoidthegirl 6
What'd you do, attack the damn attendant? Jesus Christ. I grew up in Oregon and lived there for 18 years, and not once did I ever see anyone have the cops called on them because they tried to pump their own gas. Every time I go back to visit now, I just generally get annoyed that some dipshit is getting paid $9 an hour to stand around and not do their job. I've asked inattentive gas station attendants in the past that I'm just going to pump my own gas and they said they were cool with it. Meanwhile, my mom gets irritated when she comes to visit me in Seattle because she doesn't like to pump her own gas. To each their own, I suppose.
jjmeow 10
I've visited family in Oregon every year since I was born (I'm in WA, so not a long drive), and have NEVER known that.. Huh, the more you know.
sacredeye73 11
Prefabs answer to creating more jobs. Unfortunately, those fueled are getting paid minimum wage AND exposing themselves to carcinogens every day. Sad.
lilmonster51 4
Ooh I'm from Oregon!! Haha
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
How on earth are you suppose to get to point A to point B without any gas?? Most stupidest law I ever heard of
friscosoonerkid 3
Sounds like a waste of money to get the cops involve with a stupid law like that.