Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
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shadowedpixie 19
It might be better to not know, honestly.
erockinthesuburb 17
Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.
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Comments (76)
griffy14 9
Probably a republican senator.
muckluck 8
You have been cursed bro
jonahhill 5
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FlyingPie 17
What happened in there? Someone in the stall next to you grabbed your low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then, he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out.
FrankHotpants 31
Perhaps they spoke in another language foreign to OP and it seemed creepy, maybe they were scared as to what came out of their ass
LosAngelesGalaxy 7
Maybe his hand broke through the one-ply...You can never trust public bathrooms
dead_insects 18
stinky pinky!!
Papaya1234 9
I hate when this happens!
chuckcloninger 12
Whatever it was I'm sure you don't want it happening to you. I don't.
Iceman225 11
Sometimes, you just go on your merry way and freakin don't even look back! its best not to know.
GrinchFu1 27
That lady is a true comic genius... You will never forget her performance. Pure genius!