Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
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shadowedpixie 19
It might be better to not know, honestly.
erockinthesuburb 17
Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.
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Comments (76)
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Some things are better left unknown.
jem970 19
You and your toilet paper were apart of some archaic ritual to the heathen gods. Be honored OP.
ginawater19 13
Maybe they had a baby
buckdharma 38
Rains of fish and rains of frogs Arias song by mongrel dogs Whispers from the desert stones Divination in lizard bones Something beyond is reaching out to you Something beyond is reaching out
xCensored 10
The public restroom is one of the strangest places to be at sometimes...
juliebunn 3
Maybe the cleanse didn't work? Or maybe it worked too well....
amifaiyaz 12
Public bathrooms, not even once.
noelasis94 18
Instant favorite nothing more entertaining than meeting the truly insane people of the world, good for you.
thisguy9643 6
Taking a satanic shit
slothsarecool 11
did you use the cursed toilet paper when he was done?