Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML
Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML
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ari_lee 0
He said he is "legally blind" not just "blind." There are certain levels that a person can 'pass' to be considered blind by law. One of my friend's dad is legally blind. He can still see somewhat but his vision is very blurry and glasses do not help. So by law, he is classified as blind.
24788 7
I feel bad for the dude who can barely see.
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Comments (49)
rosebud_fml 0
even if you're legally blind, it doesn't mean that you can't see entirely. My sister is legally blind in her left eye and she can still see things, it's just VERY VERY blurry.
shighappens 0
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jonisprettycool 5
You people that think there's only one kind of blind are legally RETARTED!!!!! DUHRRR
VacuumNinja 0
You spelled "retarded" wrong. Not that that's ironic or anything.
boreddoubletears 0
No, he/she didn't. He just means they'd been tarted again.
Gummybears4life 0
how was saying "geez dont hold that so close your eyes will fall out" clever?
IthicaTheDragon 0
I love the last line: "insert foot here."
ghost010 6
If he was able to see, even if his sight isn't all that good, then he isn't blind.
Hi_Itz_Me 0
He's still LEGALLY blind. Being blind and Legally blind are two seperate things.
zach055 23
I have a friend who needs everything in large print.
HouseHunter 2
well my brother is legally blind and he plays on his DS all day long!
pinkkCuteee 0
CHILL. Holy ****.
jussjess 0
Hahaha. "Insert foot here." But awe. :/