Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I interviewed for a job at a pharmaceutical lab. During the interview, I said something about a past work experience that made the interviewers think that I would enjoy doing something similar to that… so they gave me a warehouse job instead. I have a degree in chemistry and biology. FML
Today, after five months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight." She allowed me all of four minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML
Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML
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Top comments
ihpp 22
Congrats on the new job.
Quinn32 16
They need advice so they can pass their drug tests at work.
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perdix 31
Tell them you bought some clean pee on Craigslist, and if they want some Hillbilly Heroin, they'd better be nice to you.
sofitina 20
You're parents are the greatest most supporting parents ever. Dont let them get to you, OP. You're obviously successful and.you dont need their support to prove it.
VannahJane 17
I hate to be a grammar bitch but, your*
ButlerOfChaos 7
Actually, the right form of the word was used. You're means you are. So the sentence was you are successful. Hope this helped.
xStaciexLynnx 15
45- Wrong sentence.
gg27787 6
Yes. You are parents.
NiZZALooNY 9
That's a crock of shit. They need to be more supportive , but Congrats on the new job. definitely. You're going places :)
toaster012 17
That's good for working at a hospital at 19!
Ibanez3x 5
As bad as it sounds, your parents might just be jealous of you having scored such a good job at your age. Of course I could be wrong, I really hope I am.
SWC_Penguin 17
"Ok, I'll work at a bakery." "You just want access to donuts!" "Ok, I'll work at a McDonalds." "You just want access to those little ketchup packets!!" "Ok, I'll work at Staples." "You just want access to staples!" *facepalm*
nvo 6
Congrats and all the best with your new job! Don't let your family talk down your success!
noelasis94 18
You could have said mom dad I know in your day it was sex drugs and rock and roll so I'm learning from my heroes I love you both
eaglerob 20
Congrats, f the haters
wdd2 5
I know how you feel, some parents are controlling, unsupportive asswagons that won't let you be happy.