Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a tooth pulled. An hour or so later, I removed the gauze from my mouth, because I thought the bleeding had stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see that I had drooled blood all over the keyboard, and didn't know because my mouth was numb. FML
Today, I took a nap while I was on my lunch break. When I woke up, I realized my coworker had put a Post-it note on my face that said, "Wake me up before I start drooling." I'd definitely drooled. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
did your essay end with `/s'ornnnnfjlbdndk`;lkrsgVDlm/smzxn, czcbxvnbn on and one for pages?
perdix 31
And your essay ran longer than "War & Peace," but the last 1200 pages are the letter 'f' where your nose came to rest.
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Comments (48)
funzcpl 0
key prints on your cheek?
GotALife 11
Lol honey we have one of those day when I mean we I mean me....and it's NOT pretty either :
hidingoutt7 0
you should of read your meds better
mintcar 10
Should have* I usually don't correct but it raises a slight annoyance when I see people use "should HAVE" incorrectly. Also, you read the label on the medication, not the medication itself. Lol.
Arsonnist 3
I look at my meds right in the eyes until I know their intentions.
GotALife 11
Noone's here-_- I hate when things die like that
mintcar 10
Well let's hope the laptop is okay.
perdix 31
And your essay ran longer than "War & Peace," but the last 1200 pages are the letter 'f' where your nose came to rest.
hidingoutt7 0
Sorry 18, I just didn't feel like fixing it
hidingoutt7 0
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roeallen 11
iiiiii see what you did there (:
sourgirl101 29
I don't. What am I missing?(:
imnotonaboat 0
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zp5 4
well if i were to say something i would say...udcfrwu[q9fhowiq[hcq[weofhjol;dsa'weyftg *zzzzzzzz* huh?! huh? what? ohhh f***!
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
ew 0.o sorry for ur discusting fail...