Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Do you really think you're going to convince college students not to drink?
quivx 7
That's not so bad. Work with it. Use that person as a teaching tool.
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Comments (97)
crazeh_monkeh 0
Today, I showed up drunk to some presentation, and this chick that was presenting with me got all bitchy with me. What the hell is up with that. FML.
sublime93 0
Superfail
Vaetrus 0
You shouldn't try to deceive them before they even start school. Your co-presenter had it right.
ananamoose 0
Just get a video camera, and get them all super shwasted, and than show them the video tape of you punching them in the whipper snappers, and tell them that every time you see them drunk that's what your going to do. That should help with the ones that actually have junk
24788 7
Haha, that's awesome.
Overlord57 0
Just roll with it. Here's a free example of how not to do it kids.
mrda 0
"I love college!, I love drinking!, I love women!" fml for quoting Asther Rother lol
shootingstar8D 0
First comment had a good point
plexico 4
If you could get your co-presenter to **** the worst-looking person there and throw up on them, you'd win.
Raheemdplayer 7
This FML reminds me of 'Role Models' the movie
ya_srsly 0
YDI for trying to teach freshmen not to drink. Shame on you.