Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML
princesspuffypan tells us more.
This is my FML... yes I am married now and no the cops didn't catch him. The reason he was best man in the first place was due to family politics. We managed to have a small wedding shortly after but we still had to pay cost of cancellation.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
razor13_fml 4
So much for being the best man. That royally sucks - I can only wish that the karma wheel rolls him flat.
kkmwong 11
Must be them blood diamonds.
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Comments (144)
juturnaamo 29
That's because marriage sucks
perdix 31
So, your fiancé's wing man took wing. Man! You might want to investigate whether he left of his own volition or whether some cold-footed individual sent him abroad to buy time.
BobsUrAunty 2
so is not getting married to begin with.
Skaw_fml 8
Not the BEST man, after all, right?
Tyger44 1
At leadt your husband to be didnt run away with the bridesmaid..shit happens..what matters is that you are married,right?
locaaaa 4
They can't get married without the marriage certificate...
WaylonD 4
I would find a better class of people to hang with!
th4m4ster 6
next thing u know he drops the rings in a fast food garbage
gogirls 3
Haha I get it :)
citygurlsleeps11 3
Lol
ohSNAPyall 27
Good for you.
juturnaamo 29
I wish wedding had been stopped :p
arkid24 1
Your fiance is a moron for picking that cocksucker as best man and as for your rings, theyre probably in a pawn shop now and the papers are trashed
ScarletBloom 14
That's a "suffering". Don't retrieve it.
ScarletBloom 14
From a joke.
ikickgingers 15
Is it now?