Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML
princesspuffypan tells us more.
This is my FML... yes I am married now and no the cops didn't catch him. The reason he was best man in the first place was due to family politics. We managed to have a small wedding shortly after but we still had to pay cost of cancellation.
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razor13_fml 4
So much for being the best man. That royally sucks - I can only wish that the karma wheel rolls him flat.
kkmwong 11
Must be them blood diamonds.
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Comments (144)
Epic_Fail911 15
best best man ever. i say u follow him and get married in vegas
DeathBunny218 37
why would they fly all the way from south africa to get married in vegas?
krez 20
Because you can't find a all-night Elvis Chapel in South Africa.
krez 20
That's a typo not bad grammar.
jessesgirl14 16
How do you get the marriage certificate *before* you get married?! But that sucks OP. Maybe next best man will be a better man!
minagiv 11
You're supposed to have the marriage certificate at the wedding because the officiant is supposed to sign it. Then you take it back to the town hall and they make the pretty typed version.
asherah14 7
In the US, you get the certificate before the wedding so the officiant and witnesses can sign it after the ceremony to make it legal.
melissaxo3 1
what a dick -.-
graped112 5
Why would anyone saw they deserve this??
cbdee 8
idk, but I 'saw' the grammar police back there, better watch out :p
leahk1785 0
That's not poor grammar; it's a "typo."
False_Stupidity 42
Ahh, but it's a typo that lead to poor grammar.
deviable 9
Poor grammar, always being shoved in other people's faces. It just wants to be friends.
graped112 5
damn you autocorrect...
mariazzz 5
FYL that seriously sux. What a prick. What kind of "best friend" does this shi*? So sorry!
BobsUrAunty 2
I'd imagine he would have done it the night before, since you never mentioned him bailing on the pre wedding preparations o_o
ewwwbobsuraunty 1
You bobs ur aunty are gross.
ewwwbobsuraunty 1
Oh how nasty you are.
Fernyys 0
Oh well, he was suppose to be the best man.
emleahlie 0
Talk about the "worst man."
BloodyMary666 24
Wtf oh God... O.o
DomoLaDii 8
w.t.h lol