Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.
DocBastard 40
blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.
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Irakli_1 27
Say thank you and SHUT THE **** UP!!!
KushLife 1
All I know is weed never killed anyone I never meet anyone addict to it I think it's stupid how it's illegal but apparently tobacco and alcohol is legal which has gotten millions of ppl addict to it or have die cause of it
MzNViziBLe 8
I'm not saying that weed is bad but my ex was addicted to weed. He literally would spend our last dollar on weed when we had no food and no job.
granolabutt8 7
Count your ass lucky! He could have arrested you and you would have gotten time, community service, a fine, or something similar. Instead he just confiscated it and probably smoked it with his buddies. You can get more weed, it's not that expensive. As for the pertaining argument here's my two cents: Legalize it. Legalize everything. Pot, crack, heroin, amphetamines, everything. I don't do any drugs (except occasional drinking), but lots of people out there do. If they're legalized, we can tax them like we do alcohol and cigarettes. More revenue for the country. We can let out the millions of people in prison who are in there for drug related charges, which means far fewer taxpayer dollars spent on prison expenses, and they can be used for education or social security instead.
HunterAlpha1 8
the only thing worse than you carrying weed is the fact that it was taken by a dirty cop. he is an insult and a disgrace to the uniform he wears. wanna break the law? fine. quit the police department and become a druggie but don't you ******* dare use your uniform to cover your crimes >:-(
desertpunk75 11
YDI you stupid pothead. Go do the world a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool before you start inbreeding.
shaker87 0
I would have punched him in the nuts and took my weed back!
babyshaft408 8
Been there done that cops stole my 2 18 pks of bud light. When I was 18 drinking in a park They just lemme ho
johiney 0
Dumbass
crazybunnyattack 11
Just be grateful that he didn't arrest you...I've seen people get in serious trouble just for having a little piece of leaf or even the smell on them...
simsimma88 0
Why are you complaining? Be happy he didn't arrest you