Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
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Top comments
Betz 10
Forever alone
The_Hitdude 12
If only you could post a decent first comment...but sometimes we can't always get what we want!
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Comments (77)
DocBastard 40
Jesus Christ on a moped, how many more people are going to be SOOOOO clever and say "forever alone"? It isn't original, it isn't funny, and just like so many other overused comments here it needs to die.
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
Forever wise, Doc, forever wise.
Betz 10
There's nothing quite as clever, original, and funny as Jesus Christ on a moped.
zandalee 20
Got a wedgie today do we Doc?
joey1911 4
I agree. Just let it be!
ddeathbombb 5
Every time
bd1012 18
Alone...for now but who knows, your luck might change. Reminds me of when I get a text and find out it's spam >.<
Ruffclue 9
where do u even get a spam txt message from ?? i never get any lol.
warwolf57 0
Forever alone, all I got to say about that
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I do That a lot. :P
mannykatany 9
Hey, the tvs a pretty big thing so I would be proud!..... Fail
bowser_rawr16 13
I've done that. lol I've also had my friend (who had the same phone as me) make our backgrounds, ring tones, and almost everything else he could thing of exactly the same so I wouldn't know whose phone was ringing. It made me really start loving the T-mobile ring.
hateevryone 15
Hahahaha you need texting buddies boo.
retej01 0
Someone's a loner
gman90210 18
I'd be glad to give ya a call or text.