Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone received a text which rarely happens. While getting my phone, I stubbed my toe, just to see a message from a telemarketer. Now my toe hurts and I didn’t even want what they were selling. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
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Betz 10
Forever alone
The_Hitdude 12
If only you could post a decent first comment...but sometimes we can't always get what we want!
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Comments (77)
asleepingbear 8
At least the tv text you
miss_booboo_8 0
Noo the tv has friend and the tvs friends texted the tv She Is still a loner
curryisforGs 2
Forever Alone.
curryisforGs 2
Oh, sorry for the comment, I didn't see the other who had said this until after I posted.
WaSiSimiLang 8
You remind me of Jon armbuckle from Garfield... Three words: GET A LIFE... Or, failing that, go arrange your sock drawer
dukie420 4
Isn't it arbuckle?
coffee_man900 16
Yes. :)
WaSiSimiLang 8
Sorry, darned auto correct -.-
sgress 4
Forever alone.
immaMonsta 8
Someone sounds lonely.
porcupineattack1 5
See, when im with friends, i just play my text ringtone and tybe gibberish, so everyone assumes i have a life!
perdix 31
Don't worry. Pretty soon, the army of losers will wake up and pathetically offer to be your friend. The cell companies ought to provide robot texters to make lonely users feel wanted and accepted while simultaneously running up their bill. How hard can it be to write a program they sends you a daily "Wassup? Lol, Omg. WTF?"
zombicidal 11
don't forget "Orly tell me more"
perdix 31
#33. Srsly? Lol, omg, wtf? Wassup? **** Stack overflow error: Restart required******
immaMonsta 8
#27 They used to have something like that for AIM when it was popular back in the day. By back in the day I mean like, six years ago lol.
llamalpaca382 13
Ah, Perdix. I haven't been around here in a while. I missed seeing your comments...
scenechic 5
Forever alone.
StarMelody009 0
Forever alone
ambercountrygal 0
At least you got a text message
jagsville 8
Actually, she didn't. Read much?