Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Nightfallz 0
YDI psycho.
evangldbrg 0
YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...
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Comments (136)
Hahawowurlifesux 0
Ydi for having your girlfriend's mom's number. Why would you ever need to call/text her???
SneakyMuffin 0
It gets on their good side.
cabernet 0
YDI, creeper.
hotdayum15 0
Maybe his girlfriend borrowed her mom's phone and he thought she still had it.
TheMikeyK 0
YDI. I don't know how you mistakened your girlfriend's number with her mother. That takes a dumbass to accomplish that.
keyofdestiny13 24
Same/similar names, maybe?
ThunderLightTSV 31
Example of 141: My mother used to babysit a girl named Emma, but her mother was named Emily.
ScaryPants3 0
Damn, that sucks.
Brolin 4
Umm I know my girlfriend's mom has needed my number so as to find out if I knew where my girlfriend was if she didn't contact her parents or in other cases, like she was asking what I was getting my girlfriend for her birthday to make sure she didn't get the same thing, it's practical to have your girlfriend's mom's number. And I know in my case their numbers are very similar the last 4 digits are, 5522 and 5533, so it could be an easy mistake
SomeonePosting 0
Depends on your relationship with them. I have the phone numbers of my ex's parents.
dannydemise 0
That suck but you should always check the number your texting to. For that you do deserve it.
SomeonePosting 0
Yeah, that's how I had it: X X Dad X Mom I made sure I was veeery careful with selecting those, though.
CFR 0
I hope he didn't actually hit you =S
BadOwner 0
doesnt make sense to me... why would you do that... idiot