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bloodprincess United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML

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bloodprincess 11

I'm really quiet and well my family chooses to ignore me unless it is time for house work.

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Why don't you just put it on your lap?

Sounds like a great family....

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Stupid spoiled dog

Looks like the b*tch stole your spot.

Why not just stand up for yourself..?

If nothing else, take every opportunity to prove your dominance to the dog, even if you have to wait for everyone to be gone. Train the dog to give you the spot. Google it. If your family doesn't respect you, make the hairball. It should anyways, regardless of who's dog it is.

Is your dog's name Sheldon?

CaliLoveFire 23

My grandma makes me sit backseat so her Pomeranian can have front...

The key word is half the couch...can't you take the other half?

Exactly how big is this pomeranian???

I would just punt the little football