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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML

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bloodprincess 11

I'm really quiet and well my family chooses to ignore me unless it is time for house work.

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Why don't you just put it on your lap?

Sounds like a great family....

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They are horrible. I would have left if I was you.

bloodprincess 11

Can't I'm underage.

DaLiquer 20

Don't even know what to say other than some people are truly ****** up in the head!

Is the dog called Sheldon?

Thats... but... NO- bad parent! That is NOT how you train a dog to behave. Jesus.

Take your vengeance and pee on the carpet.

Haitians, Mr. muggles... An invisible man, this is all starting to sound very familiar.

Heroes-reference! :D

CasualCalvin 13

My mom actually used to do that with her pit bull. She'd say I was "in her spot" and made me move. Granted, the dog was old and kind so I usually didn't put up too much of a fight.

A pomeranian takes up half the couch? How small is this couch?

bvbarmy4ever 12

That's insane... It's a freaking dog. I can't believe your mom defended the dog! That's bullshit