Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
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Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the supermarket cashier by saying, “Guess I’m buying enough food for two!” She smiled politely and said, “That’s nice. Will your wife help you carry it?” I said, “What wife?” only to realize I’d just exposed myself as a lonely man buying family-sized frozen lasagna. FML
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anniedi 6
haha! I would love to see the look on your face!
Bofferding_fml 6
don't tell us you don't like that!
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Comments (180)
craaazymonkey 0
did u figure dat "she" is a guy yet?
underguarded 20
I loled hard.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
*awkward* I would probably start running...
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Honesty is the best policy. You answer, "No, I didn't know you're a guy, but I'm obligated to not back out of my offer to help." Sometimes you just gotta man up and carry groceries for another man ;)
MusicXisXii 0
buoyancy
11wanda11 6
26, hey weirdo! I see chicks all the time, can't say any resemble 9 year old boys. but if that's your thing I'm worried for you. and the 9 year old boys
gotbiscuits 0
Sounds like an ordinary day in walmart. You are lucky he did tell you about this.
Miss_Random 0
He probably gets hit on by other dudes all the time then.
dasfro 2
I think u could be gay, just sayin....
Rykier 0
...Were you home schooled? Your failure to comprehend my comments worries me.