Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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ThatTallChick508 7
So... did you guys get dinner or no?
alex_gen 39
Well at least you both have patience. Hopefully you realized this immediately and went to talk to him, and be able to laugh this off later on, if you guys are compatible.
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Comments (46)
GeekGoddess1337 9
You didn't call him or text at any point during this hour to ask where he was or what he was wearing? And he didn't do the same for you?
TheNewGuy03 29
Unless it was a *literal* blind date, you should have whipped out that trusty device commonly known as a cell phone and dialed the dude up instead of waiting aimlessly like a dunce. Both of you are to blame...
RogueWarrior869 23
Unless there's a good reason, then ydi to both of you. Did you not have each others number or any other way to arrange a signal or something to know the other was there? Seems like a really big thing to miss.
Unlucky1232 20
that's.... actually kinda funny if you think about it right. I'm sure this can be talked out and explained
afisxfallxchild 9
So why not sit back down and eat and laugh about it?
thearronaut 10
whether this is really an fml or not depends on what happened next
rgetting 24
You are both to blame. What a couple of nerds.
mei_esther 12
WE NEED DETAILS!
notabanana 8
And that kids is how I met your mother.
lovelybones37 20
Could be an interesting "how we met" story!