Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.
skatingweasel 0
At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol
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Comments (214)
suckmybrain 0
your own fault for exposing it.
cubicarts 0
you should definitely report these assholes. pouring warm liquid in your asscrack? i'd call that sexual harassment.
tama332 0
yessss
loganberrybat 11
Blink at someone in a strange fashion and you Americans would call it sexual harassment. Get a grip, it's bullying
mrbobmarley4 8
^this
threer 30
Way to stereotype Americans, #185. It's definitely bullying, though.
Paws_Cat 29
^no.
Dori_fml 0
Maybe now you'll wear pants that fit correctly.
hotstuff4_hockey 0
ha ha , honestly who thinks of this kind of stuff ? but thats hilarious .
disgruntled_stdt 0
In a very different context, pouring some butter first would be the considerate thing to do
f3ral 0
I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh.
jennaleighhh 0
ahahaha to #15
0_9 0
HAHAHA!
zoo_fml 0
OHHHH MY GOSH! i feel sooo bad for you!
aupilot 0
I feel bad for the poor souls who must endure your fat ass day in and day out. You should consider yourself fortunate it was only butter.
sierrapee 0
Wow your rude
xyz700 5
You should never call someone fat. It doesn't matter if you're joking or not