Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0
can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?
pinkfrenchrose 5
Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)
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W33nie 0
I've tried the superbad thing, how do people even do it? It's impossible
Eryx_fml 3
I can't believe there are that many people that just don't remember how it is during High School. I remember pretty well of having boners in random times, sometimes there wasn't even anything exciting and there it was, hard as a rock. That doesn't mean he's not getting laid, just means his hormones are way more elevated that whoever commented thongs aren't reason to getting a boner. :P I'm still a Junior in High School and thank god that doesn't happen to me anymore, but it did in Sophomore and Freshman year, and I assure you I was getting laid enough with my girlfriend. :)
libertyprime 0
#45, unless your waistband is up by your armpits or your dick isn't long enough to reach, it's really quite easy. Best trick in the book, if it isn't the oldest.
whyowhy9877 0
Waistband is your best bet especially when you're wearing something loose like bball shorts. I'll honestly say that I'm a senior in college and this still happens at random times. It's just life. Tuck and move on.
wrestler_fml 0
#48, true... the trick is to be able to do it without letting people on to the fact that you're tucking it... which is almost as bad! You have to time it quickly, when nobody's looking, and you can't look down either or else it gives it away. lollll ps to the guy- that s4u, what did the girl say/do? Did she even notice? Hahaha
Kimber88 0
Boner over a thong? Get real.
kabukistar 0
You deserved that one. Because of your stupid damn username.
RPGod 0
You need to watch more ****. That way, you'll be desensitized to the female form.
kandy_fml 0
Why doesn't anyone believe getting a boner from seeing a hot girl wearing a thong is completely possible? You have to take into consideration that this kid is in high school, most likely. Where your hormones are going crazy. Lay off the kid. He's probably only 15, 16 at the most.
flaschgirl16 0
haha this FML made me laugh so hard!!!!!!! that totall sucks, but its stll really hilarious!