Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0
can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?
pinkfrenchrose 5
Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)
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Comments (227)
chevy57belair 0
2 things: First, how do you get a boner from only a thing? Thats like getting aroused from cleavage, Second, why is a boner a problem if your a "12incher"? Just flaunt that, the worst that could happen is you'll scare someone.
TLUL 0
#108, I get aroused from cleavage too, if she's hot enough.
cwcwwang 0
the tuck under boxer trick works like a charmm
affa99 0
Whenever this happens to me I think about the picture of a penis without skin I accidentally saw and it goes away immediately.
knottyhead 0
jeez a thong makes you do that?? ********** more??
academicafc16 0
#74 compression shorts dont work to hide a boner, it gets up the same and shows just as big when its up.
die9105 0
that sounds odly familir...but dude...really...from just a thong? if ur in high school then thats sad. im in 7th grade and most of the girls have nice sized boobs so ya its hard 4 all the boys in my grade. try wearing u pants low or getting baggy pants(they help me alot) oh and #64...um what!? lol
kloklo_fml 0
just tell ur teacher u were not paying attention watsoever and it would be a mistake for you to go up to the board... believe me ive used the excuse, teachers hate it but they cant force u up to the board unless its a project, essay, etc..
reds_fml 0
lol damn man. tuck it in your waistband perfect move
Purane2forever 0
DUDE THATS WHEN YOU FLIP IT UP LIKE TO YOU BELLY BUTTON
maxlax7292 0
damn dude, i feel u, thats happened to me a few times