Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0
can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?
pinkfrenchrose 5
Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)
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nolechick 0
I find it funny that everyone thinks that you're a high schooler for one. Secondly, you deserved that. Thirdly, if you had a little more self control, you probably wouldn't have that problem. I also highly doubt that the screen name is actually true. Masturbation is okay ya know; I don't think anyone would judge you for that. Here's a question: Were you really that desperate or do you get off that easily?
silly_kate 0
us girls have it so much easier! :P! sad you get off so easily!
reiu 0
you should have just gone along with it! Say "id rather not" of course the teacher asks "why" and then you say "Ive been feeling a little horny all day and seeing the hottest girl in class over there in that thong just gave me this outrageous boner" Sure everyone will laugh, but they would be laughing with you, and at the teacher for asking a question that shouldnt be answered.
monkey314159 0
A guy I worked with knew a kid in his school that loved to pop a boner and give demonstrations on the blackboard. He made no attempt to hide it.
Simonn_fml 0
Just sit there and tell your teacher you weren't paying any attention so you've no clue what to do, if he/she persists it'll have probably gone down by the time you have to stand up.
Chopper678 0
To everyone making fun of him and telling him to get laid: Shut the hell up, it is completely normal to get a boner at the sight of a hot girl with a thong. It's human nature as an adolescent to spring a boner at things like that. Just because she might be a **** doesn't mean its his fault he got a boner. He didn't tell the ************ to poke his head out. As many have said, when I'm wearing basketball shorts, I just pop it under my waistband, as almost everyone has said. BUT you have to be wearing a shirt that at least hangs lower than your waist. Because if not, you will see a disgusting one eyed bird looking at you. What you COULD do, is just wing it, and make it to where if someone laughs, they're laughing WITH you, and not AT you. What I'm talking about is embrace it, show everyone you know you have a boner, and be cocky. Hop around a bit. Nonchalantly though. Not many have the balls to try that though. I probably wouldn't. You could, like others said, give a simple excuse and give the teacher a look. But, since most teachers are girls, you'd be screwed. Hehe, in the 7th grade, I was asked to come pick up my history test result. I hesitated and got up, (No one noticed, we were all just kinda talking, and I hadn't discovered any tricks by then to hide it) and the teacher noticed and immediately made someone else get my paper for me. Favorite teacher from then on. And when I get a boner and I know I'm about to have to get up, I think of just fat ugly girls doing gross things. And DONT worry about thinking "Man, I am jacked up for thinking about this." Because its your own mind, and no one else knows what you're thinking. I got a boner during last years award ceremony and imagined the worst crap. It didn't work, I walked up there with a chubby. I just held my hands down at my waist as if trying to be formal. TL;DR version-It's normal. (TL;DR means "Too long, didn't read." I know, it's a wall of text.)
tayman 0
haha all guys know exactly what you mean dude, whether they say "just a thong" or not. back in 6th and 7th grade it happened to everyone, and you just gotta learn to wear jean shorts and pants every day XD but ya, the flipping it up into your waist band trick works a lot, just wear a longer t-shirt. oh and for all the girls out there who think that this FML is weird, its really common and happens to every guy, almost every day, during puberity. so if you see a dude at school between 6th grade and freshman in high school who are "adjusting themselves," they have a boner, so just live with it and realize they are trying their best to get rid of it, because we honestly do hate the embarrassement
its_jaspertasic 0
How awkward it must be to be a guy. Oddly enough, I've never seen a guy with a boner at school. It would be hilarious, though.
LaccrossePlaya96 0
think about old fat chicks, always works for me. oh, and if that doesnt work just took it man! lmao
dvs01 0
You made the decision to go up to the chalkboard with an erection, which you just stated ruined your life. Why the hell would you make a decision like that, then? WTF?
lindzz963 0
i would of given you head.