Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
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Trace01m 11
You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)
unidentified_sta 5
Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.
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Comments (126)
Norther 1
That's not a FML, that's a WIN. I would walked out the door, walk over to her, and say :''ma'am, as you can not see, i'm in the passenger seat. You have to be in the seat next to that to manouver the car. Have a good day''. And get back in the passenger seat :-D
Michigan_Girl 0
I would have honked right back at her. Plus, if she had a problem maneuvering out, she should clearly NOT be driving!
Cinn_fml 23
What if the cars were parked top to tail (eg along the side of a road) and one of the other two didn't leave the woman enough room to get out?
iwuvmydime 2
lmao what a dumbass
Peasanthunter_fml 0
That is why you need to carry. Next time something like that happens shoot them, and plant a race appropriate drug on them. Ex: white people-meth
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
Double-u T Ef man!
anonyn_fml 0
eww whats her prob
Vlieto23 8
this was an awesomely funny one!
fantasyworld 39
What's her issue?
tyrspencer 18
I thought Canada was supposed to be friendly!
guttedbrit 26
This kinda reminds me of when I once got into a taxi (with no queue) and as we were driving off, a family slammed on the windows and gestured that they were there first. People are strange.