Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Gives new meaning to the word Soap-Opera.
AussieChild 22
This problem can be easily solved in future: don't sing in the shower.
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Comments (80)
m0hami01 2
You need to work on your gag reflex. I can help.
writergirl23 19
At least you throw up, I wouldn't have no matter how much dry retching I did.
KM96 24
Sing in the loo?? Nah Im just joking ... But seriously do it when you aren't washing your hair :)
xBIG_Dx 0
Sooo....your saying that YOUR life sucks, because you got soap in your mouth...and threw up? And I'm supposed to feel bad for you? Seriously? Some of the bs on this site, I swear to God.
Rammer3500 23
Nature is against your singing