Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, after a horrible day at work, I called my wife on the drive home and asked if she could start the kettle so I could have a cup of tea when I got home. She shrieked, "I'm not your maid!" and hung up on me, then threw hot water in my face when I got home. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
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Top comments
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Awwwwww that's the kind of marriage I want
Mynamewontfi 40
Your wife is awesome.
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Comments (98)
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, she's funny. But maybe you shouldn't try to sing songs that require higher notes when you're in the shower.
Madrias 36
Maybe a toilet flush will bring the right notes out?
jeriaslovesyou 16
Aww that's adorable!
meggles89 10
lmao that's awesome
JohnTheLad 13
I always seem to experience the burning hot water. Work on some breathing exercises and don't imagine the high note "being so high". Good luck!
EarlFug 19
I think you just gave me my million-dollar idea... shower head with Autotune!
erock1star 8
I woulda said the same ass thing. I hate off-key
jazzmin1997 16
Shriek, I really love that word. If you read it, you can really feel what it means :)