Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
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Top comments
Flutist 3
Bus stops are not Love Connections. Get on the ******* bus in the time allotted to you and we won't have to wait for your ass. I hate people like you. You say goodbye before the bus comes, and then get on.
Feverrotes 15
Now that's just mean. Report his/her ass to the transit center, etc. and have your BF there as witness. He/she'll be fired on the spot.
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Comments (61)
Kervik 0
Phone the bus service FFS.
Poundingsand 0
I notice there's no mention of how long the bus driver had to wait for you to finish your good-byes. But I'm guessing by his (the bus drivers) stare as he pulled away, it was an overly long time. I can picture you, ever so self-absorbed, making a busload of people wait while you chat up your boyfriend. Well, guess what? Everyone's schedule does not revolve around yours. FAIL.
wolfpackchick10 0
How many FMLs am I gonna have to read about stupid people not making the bus on time and it driving away as they're watching?? GET SOME NEW STORIES ON THIS SITE!!
blastvortex 4
Of course the driver was an ass, but your priorities weren't exactly ordered right either. Don't hold up public transit. You could've probably waved from the bus anyway.
hetizmij 0
If the bus was about to leave and waiting for you to finish your hug I can imagine that people in the bus get annoyed by that. But look at it positively... you got to stay with your boyfriend a bit longer.
Kattster 7
LOL .. That sounds like something I would do. Except I'd run into the door. My bf and I say goodbye to eachother afterschool, but we say goodbye INSIDE the building. ~Katt
flyboy57 0
the bus driver drove off with your face?
devendra_fml 0
Don't you just love commas, you can use them over and over, and never have to end a sentence, even though a period around here would be very nice, you'll just keep going, and adding on more thoughts, why break it up into more than one sentence, when you can have a really really long one like this, and, if you're really good at it, put more than necessary, like this, and that's it.
DeathShad0 1
I think you made your point 39. Lol'd.
hijueputa 0
Get a life 39
sillly 0
Run on sentence much???
DCCookie5 0
Bus driver's a ******* jerk.