Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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GloomySkyz 0
If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.
Aelaena 6
WOW what a bitch
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Comments (151)
eeee93757 0
I don't understand how your life is ****** up because of this...you and 12,000 tools disagree with me, though...
vers_fml 0
boo hoo
RPGod 0
Usually the really hot ones are snobby, stuck up, and overall bitches. Don't sweat it.
amy_shmamy 0
happens a lot get over it
GloomySkyz 0
#35 I just went through a horrible breakup involving 9 months of extreme flirting, climbing on the bases, and 2 days of going out. Im a bit depressed right now, So i do go overboard with that kind of stuff
randomness28 0
YDI Why wouldn't you at least ask her to get her attention first? For all she knows you could have been covering yourself because you were cold. Secondly, would you have done it for an ugly girl? or any random person? An old woman, a little child, or a pregnant woman I would understand, but since you only did it because you thought she was hot makes this even more of a YDI. Besides, what on earth were you actually expecting? You wouldn't even ask her if she wanted to sit down. Do you think she's going to give you her number because you offered her a bus seat?
frege_fml 0
agree w/ 20, 27 and others- this happens all the time on transit. All. The. Time. Nothing FML or even noteworthy about it.
lifeislife_fml 0
I then PROCEEDED to click the YDI button.
smartypants2712 0
nothing unusual, I actually do prefer to stand in front of a hot girl rather than sit beside. you can't really stare at her when you're sitting right beside her. ;)
FUCKsaraslife 0
woah! i did this to some dude today. except he insisted i sit down. i didnt though