Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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GloomySkyz 0
If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.
Aelaena 6
WOW what a bitch
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Joeywan 0
OOH! Rejected! That sucks, man.
dannylam4 0
Boo freakin' hoo. I don't always sit when there's a free seat. This is a prime example of why we need a "Don't give an F" option.
the_juice 0
You should have asked her if she wanted to sit! You needed an icebreaker!
Vanessa_Cheer 0
Some people just like standing on a bus... You shouldn't Over react
DoctorManhattan 0
#109: So, so many things wrong with your condescending post. Let me point out a few, itemized: a) A person can take more than one type of bus home from school. b) By "school", they could just as easily have meant "college". c) If this WERE a school bus, I'm pretty sure it's not permitted (and possibly illegal) for students to ride standing up in the aisle. d) What kind of school bus picks people up along the way? Logical conclusion-drawing based on implicit and explicit contextual elements within a given piece of text shouldn't be this hard.
snoopy2010 0
#120 - I can understand your points, but your post reeks of someone who's too old to remember his school days. Of course either one of us could be wrong, but nothing I said was illogical. To d) For example, on every school bus system in the 3 cities I've lived in, one bus will often cover 2 schools from the same district. Every year I rode the bus during junior high, the bus would then stop at the nearby high school to pick up high school freshmen before continuing along its route. Obviously every city is different, but it's not unprecedented for a bus to pick up different groups of students. To c) It's also not permitted to kneel on a seat to talk to people from the seats behind you (almost as dangerous as standing in the aisles), squeeze more than 3 students to a seat, sit in another student's lap, make out, etc. Does every single bus driver enforce those rules on rowdy teenagers? Of course not. Were you home-schooled? a and b) Of course it's possible, I guess in bigger colleges. As a college student, I find the post oddly written ("I was riding the bus home from school" sounds a lot more like a younger kid), but it's possible. Bottom line, the FML isn't written clearly enough, but assuming the OP rode public transportation requires the same jump in logic (arguably, more) that assuming a school bus does.
Persisted 0
Don't assume. Maybe she had a surgical operation on her ass or maybe she was shy?
holagirl2 0
maybe your a nerd???????????
blondieex67 0
lOll
ughfthis 0
you used the word "proceeded" unnecessarily. therefore, YDI