Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
I don't think many people enjoy having random strangers' faces being randomly shoved into their crotch. You're probably not "revolting", she just thought you falling into her lap, all, "hay babay" was ******* creeptastic. But then again, there's the chance that you actually ARE revolting, you scaly man-fish. You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Emrysa 1
I know this is bitchy, but that would have been my reaction too. Public transportation, she doesn't know you, you could be trying to steal her wallet or something. Don't see to many people just randomly fall over on someone on the bus, learn to hold on to the bars. Sure you didn't do it "accidentally on purpose" creeper?
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Comments (63)
Ninjaface 0
+1 for each Old Greg reference. I've got the Funk. Right here in this box. You see, the Funk is a living creature. About the size of a medicine ball, and covered in teats.
Lardothefox 6
I didn't know "Into her lap" Meant face first?
SookMauNoots 0
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dieburnbot 0
You were STANDING in the aisle and SITTING next to a cute girl at the same time? WTF?!
MattC13 0
Sitting next to where he was standing. McGenius.
isthebrogan_x 0
@#38 to be fair if a Brad Pitt look a like fell into my lap I wouldn't react like this. @Chris... Today I was on the bus and some crazy ass ugly dude fell into my lap... I squealed and pushed him off. He faceplanted the floor and had to have reconstructive surgery on his face. He's now better looking... GMH.
bored690 0
LOL people usually don't like randoms falling into their lap. Maybe you are revolting though, if that's what you think and everything.
LadyAshley 0
Take it from girl. She most likely didn't mean you personally as revolting, it was probably more the fact that you tripped and landed in a very personal area for a girl. She was also probably embarrassed, just as much as you were. Don't take it personal.
HunterAlpha1 8
i know how you feel dude. i can sit down at a full table during a Church social, and in about 5 minutes i will be sitting there alone, sooner if the other people aren't very polite. in fact, i am so repulsive, even ticks won't bother me. the last time one bit me was several months ago; i got home from a picnic, noticed the tick but i was too tired to try to pull it off so i went to bed. the next morning i found it on my bed, dead.
GothicAngel95 16
Well you where a complete stranger to that girl so what did you expect? For her to kiss you? I mean she didn't know you and you didn't know her so yeah..
cheerbabe1995 2
I'm fairly sure she was just freaked out your face was in her lap; that's not a thing most girls like. Js. I'm sure you're fine, have some self confidence. :)