Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
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Unstoppable15 0
lol , you most def had a SLOW moment
blahzz 4
Didn't your mom teach you not to paint while high on crystal meth?
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Comments (218)
the32394 0
it could be worse you could be afraid of your own shadow
deg171 0
Woooooooooooow! Hahahaha!
Emmy_The_Great 2
you must be blonde.
MjsBabyAngel 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. this made me Lmao. ahhh come on OP. this just lowered your IQ. <333 YDI.
ick_fml 5
suprisingly, no. this is actually the first thing I've ever done that was this stupid. :)
smurf1 0
lol I moderated this
FarSide 23
Wow. Just wow! Really?? Allow me to bow down.... "We're Not Worthy! We're Not Worthy!" Now, you may go and fu*k yourself.
funny_amanda 0
ahahahaha. Stephanie! your too funny. blonde moment :P
andrew199987 0
are u blond?
ick_fml 5
no.
meneedlove 0
lol you are an idiot :)
omega802 0
omg ur a such a dumbass no offense