Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?
pinkdisco 3
...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?
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Comments (252)
AriSwagg 9
I'm also black, and that would've pissed me the **** off.
eilef 2
Shit eh XD
goodgood_fml 5
Darkness!! I feel your pain. I have 3 DWB'S myself. I just keep 3 forms of id, my work badge, insurance, blood type card, and 5 years tax returns in my Vette at all times.
robert76 5
This post brought to you by the I Want People To Know I Have A Vette Foundation.
goodgood_fml 5
What are you talking about? I carry the same thing when I'm on foot too.
MagicStallion 9
Maybe the cop couldn't see you and got scared, so he thought there was an invisible ninja in the car and tried to save some lives. STOP BEING AN INVISIBLE NINJA.
thereseg69 7
That's just funny!!
elizabeth713 8
Lol he thought the car was driving itself? Is your car bumblebee?
joncole 6
DWB
missalkali 8
maybe the lights and sirens were to warn off other drivers and/or give him the space to maneuver around the vehicle to bring it to a safe stop. once the car pulled over, obviously indicating the presence of a driver, he had to go over and explain, no matter how awkward and embarrassing.
Bebbo_fml 21
If he gave you a ticket op take that to court you did nothing illegal.
Tshegs19 1
shit we face...lool