Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
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DocBastard 40
Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?
pinkdisco 3
...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?
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Comments (252)
Brizzle420 5
Lmao!! Omg! I'm sorry, but that is the funniest shit! I woulda ****** with him n called him a racist, make him feel like a real ass! Haha =D
Brizzle420 5
...Shut the **** up... Get a damn sense of humor, Lol.
nora2011 4
Bad idea.. Suddenly they're resisting arrest and they were never under arrest. I'm not positive it's racism, but it sucks
thisiswilli_fml 5
How the f is this racism??? He did not even see who was driving, how could he pull him over for being black. Idiot.
Kayla860 8
Smh
keeper801 8
This is awesome
Metallica36176 16
You know, I think its hilarious how people say s/he deserved it. Hahaha its like they're saying they deserve it for being black. WTF?
BlackNinja787 6
I feel like it's entirely possible that the cop was just being a dick, but I believe his excuse was legitimate.
Tacolife54 0
thats ****** up
UmmOkay91 0
Racist... smdh
UmmOkay91 0
it seen racist to me, he trying to be funny . he know good damn well the car won't drive itself. if he was so damn curious, he would least said "Oh, I thought no one was in the car," he didn't have to say all that u blend with the car cause u was black.
onorexveritas 24
wow