Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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H8rSk8r 0
Don't worry, nobody noticed you in the first place.
ActionManly 11
Looks like you wont be SCORING tonight ;)
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Comments (101)
Blaw023 0
why showoff? the likeliness of you making that is probably very slim. And i bet that hoop was on 8ft or something. ydi
CallMeHush 1
Mommy loves you.
Fortuitous 0
Actually, it is possible to hit your head on the backboard. Blake Griffin, who is 6'8", hit his head twice while dunking it. He wasn't even in the NBA yet. Furthermore, I have seen Dwight Howard's head go over the rim. Finally, the greats of Julius Irving and Michael Jordan have 'kissed' the rim. Of course, the real game of basketball is not played on a 6 foot hoop.
bliingblurr 0
8 foot goal probably...
Tomatobee 4
Hahah sounds like my exboyfriend. He lives next door to me and would always show off by doing backwards dunks when a car would pass by when we would play basketball.
metalguy95 11
definitely not getting laid tonight
DerFuhrer33 0
Which guy hasn't made a fool of themselves trying to impress a girl. Me that's who. I make a fool out of myself all of the time ;) and ydi op
AssDan 0
I don't see how this would ever get you laid. Sorry YDI for being a tool.
FoxOnTheStreet 9
What happened to talking to a girl instead of making yourself look like a complete moron? Oh, and YDI, OP.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I hit the YDI button as soon as I saw "show off." Anyone reading FML, AT ALL, should know attempting to impress girls with lame-ass physical feats that will only end in severe physical pain and humiliation anyway, is a bad ******* idea.