Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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H8rSk8r 0
Don't worry, nobody noticed you in the first place.
ActionManly 11
Looks like you wont be SCORING tonight ;)
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Comments (101)
cb7112 2
dude. girls don't care if you can do a backwards slam dunk. How do i noe? Im a girl.
Sanamach10 0
so tru... i really couldnt care less if he could shoot a basket either.
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
thank you. so true. lol boys are oblivious
Peacemaker9 7
lol what a fail.....made 10x worse by mom.
Mortanious 0
Dunking those 3 feet high, plastic, children basketball rings isn't impressive , even with your knees or, in your case, your face.
some1azn 0
The heck, how tall are you that you'd be able to smack your head on the backboard? Doesn't sound embarassing, just sounds like a goal tending violation. :X
TheBananaTheif 0
you don't have to be tall to be able to dunk. i'm 6', and i can almost touch the top of the square.
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
#88 that must be a seriously short basketball hoop thingy
chamyh 0
wow, thanks I needed the laugh :P
gigilvrs6 0
I hate when you try to impress somebody and it fails.Well OP there are more fish in the sea you just have to catch the right one. Sounded a bit smart there didn't I????
duboss_fml 0
not really I'm sure you got that from a movie.lol
failblorg 0
ahahahahaha I can relate. except every time I go for a dunk I make the dunk and I don't live with mother! lame ass
perdix 31
The girls were impressed! It's just that your mom ****-blocked you.
Xephyr 1
Or he can actually jump, maybe he's black.
dowork20 0
FYI girls hate guys who try to act awesome. shouldn't of tried to show off.