Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
Today, while playing basketball with my new coworkers, I managed to get the ball stuck between the hoop and backboard. In trying to free it, I also got a traffic cone stuck and ended up having to drag a large ladder across the court while everyone watched. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML
Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
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spzb 3
Lol. good shot
perdix 31
Did it knock his toupée off? Tell the exec he needs to make the same shot of he gets an "H." You called it, right?
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Comments (59)
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds ruinous. This Earth-game of "basketball" is so simple, yet it still illustrates the utter futility of life in general. Both teams work completely against each other trying to get a ball through a hoop. There's a lot of running back and forth, but nothing ever gets accomplised. Then, after a set amount of time, it's all over. All of that effort was for nothing. The analogy works for your soon-to-be-ended career, OP. All the running around you did? It was for nothing, now that you are probably fired. If you don't get fired for this, it's only a matter of time. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
I wish my company had a gym:.{
chobitschibi1369 0
You know I thought about this for a while and I am wondering how it hit all that in the order of which you say. Unless the court you were in was shaped in just the right way for that to happen. Oh well. I suppose shit happens.
KiddNYC1O 22
wow
5up3rTAN 0
meh
BethiiGeex 0
Lol, you got his head. Lovely aim ;)
BethiiGeex 0
vb
Goofysk8er 4
Nice shot. Maybe you should have stuck to shooting lay-ups (or just sitting the bench)
theuglyone906 4
hahaha, I was totally thinking that!
MissCookiiie93 0
loool good job
kisssit 0
He should've ducked.