Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
Today, while playing basketball with my new coworkers, I managed to get the ball stuck between the hoop and backboard. In trying to free it, I also got a traffic cone stuck and ended up having to drag a large ladder across the court while everyone watched. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML
Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
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Top comments
spzb 3
Lol. good shot
perdix 31
Did it knock his toupée off? Tell the exec he needs to make the same shot of he gets an "H." You called it, right?
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Comments (59)
Cjw1220 0
I, for one, enjoyed reading Marvin's comment, and feel he is much better than Skroal.
Ancarnia 0
Not your fault! Would they expect to come out alive if they walked out without looking on an active runway? Perhaps a nuclear test site? They should be so fortunate that it was only a basketball.
l3allin_all_day 0
headshot BiTCH
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
what's wrong with skroal?
CoronaR0na 0
it's a basketball court.... can't expect it to be empty all the time nt your fault they should have been more careful.
mrcloudy 0
why on earth did they go into the company gym during a basketball game? is that the usual tour route? they deserved it.
harttyrelly 4
Just luck
onorexveritas 24
SCORE!
sparkman97 7
13 i cant think of anyone who would want to talk to you about life... Let alone anything with you
baseballgirl2100 0
nicee shot, now that takes SKILL.