Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Every FML which says 'trying to show off' is immediately a YDI.
sampimpinthug 0
wow that sux! but its only on the cam so no biggie
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Comments (98)
GermanBoy0_0 0
I hate when you randomly drop your iPhone on your face while you're in bed it's the worst
justsayfuck 5
Hahahahha, that made me laugh:)
lonesomeXheartbr 0
I know happens to me all th.. OUCH! ****
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha!
Silkie 0
I got a swollen lip from doing that, it hurt like hell!
glendahoee 1
smooth move
adolf_bonaparte 0
YDI for trying to show off and for not putting lean in its past-tense... tsk tsk tsk
nerdsgetmehot 23
Maybe he thought your lack of balance was sexy. Really though, it's no big deal! You could have farted while you were on webcam...Which is far worse! Chances are he just thought your little mishap was funny are cute.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"funny are cute"?! L>JASNFKL:JNSFLKJNSFLNSFKLJNSFLJN and I thought you were one of the smart ones! btw, are you speaking from experience w/ that bit about farting while on webcam?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, yeesh. I'm tired and forgot to re-read the darn comment. I clearly meant "or", not "are." I am indeed intelligent, so don't you assume that I'm not just because of ONE mistake. :/ And no, I'm not speaking from experience.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
She used the correct "your" twice, and "could have" rather than "could of." Those effectively cancel out the little are/or mistake. :]
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Jane Doe, I agree. I just like to bust peoples' chops. Exhibit A: my username. Exhibit B: all of the atrocious, barely-literate posts that were already on here that I left unanswered.
baritone1whs07 1
totally horrible fml. get a life
blackwidowtaco 31
Wouldn't it be f their life? Not yours?
biker639 3
you could call it a failed attempt at FaceTime.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
What's the time? Diaper Time! What's the time? Diaper Time!
seahorses4eva 4
Ahem. Soo, you've been texting this guy, and you were talking to him on webcam...or attempting to. Is there uh, any particular reason you don't just um, ya know...talk to him in person? I know, crazy concept right? Like, how old school am I?
calicoconnie 0
seriously? that's enough to make you say FML?
andrew95_fml 0
Seriously I read someof these comments and there ******* ridiculous it happens ALL THE TIME no need to say YDI for showing off i mean i would like if a girl tried showing off a skill to me
justsayfuck 5
There's a difference between showing and showing off: showing off has a negative tone. I really enjoy watching people in their element, it's fun to watch someone play guitar because he/she enjoys it, not because he/she wants to impress you. I feel like showing off implicates a certain arrogance.
Nhera 0
that's really no big deal! it's nothing to be embarassed about...