Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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HelloSeattle 0
If I needed to practise, I'd do it too.
SilentGround 0
well, just be thankful he wasn't yelling the words "god hates us all" with his middle fingers raised in the air.
Loe_307 0
Maybe he was trying to be distracted so he would go longer?? That or he was really bored. LOL.
lifebarelyeffed 0
probably air drumming "Limelight" by Rush :P
xRUINERx 0
LOLOL
because_im_bored 0
First off, #61, just, what the heck? One of the main points of that position is the visual stimulation ... you don't just stare off and ignore it! And secondly, I'd agree with #72 because they make sense ... "doing my own thing" doesn't necessarily mean just doing whatever for herself, and she also said 'back' and not 'down'. And thirdly, to the OP ... next time keep your eyes open more?
helios_rex 0
That dude is a fag! Honey, you need to hook up with me... I would NEVER do that to you.
mrhahn530 0
were you at least keeping up with his beat? lol
MangyBum 0
My ex wasnt too good on top, it was rather uninteresting. I loved the sex, but i usually had to take control. Ive had times when something easily distracted me. I find this hilarious. Next time i have sex im doing that.
prettyboy82 0
I doubt she was in reverse cowgirl position since she said she was "looking away doing her thing" instead of stating that she was facing away from him due to position. But she deserves it for either not being better at it or not paying attention to him more or both.