Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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Comments (241)
eliz3 0
125...she was on top, try reading it?
frequentuser 0
hell YEAH!
Iloveblackmen 0
I agree with number five.... You seam to have pretty boring sex... try .. doing something next time Lol. YDI.
Timismaster 0
#94, maybe she just didnt want to get cum in her eyes? ;)
kurukururock 0
Wow, what a boring sex life. Kama Sutra FTW.
TMX666 1
Obviously he was enjoying himself.... XD lol. Agreed # 126 ;)
RNorthlandLGB 0
Girls will say he's 'such a loser' Guy's will say he's awesome I'm a guy. Your boyfriend is awesome. This is an amazing FML
angelsnarrows 0
to #15, samannham (#13) didn't say anything about her "sucking the hose" which is a dumb expression anyways. and this CRACKS me up! i hope it was a good song to make up for the bad lay.
simplewhimsy 0
I would have laughed, which the muscle contractions would have made him stop. >:D
tnf0920 9
I get the feeling that some of you don't try various positions...if she were in the reverse cowgirl position, how the freak is she going to continously look at him? That would make the sex suck, not to mention give you a major crick in the neck