Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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Comments (241)
balanceMMX 0
you're on top, so it shouldn't surprise you that he's going to screensaver mode
Erock5718 0
#12 it happens. i had sex with my gf while playing xbox once. another time i watched tv while having sex.
Victoria2103 0
You deserve it. Mostly because you would have to be a) terrible at sex and b) /stupidly/ unobservant to not notice that. Those are 2 truly terrible traits in a girlfriend. FHL, he should find someone new.
Shriker 0
you have a jailbroken phone, don't you?
sensual_kidney 0
ROFL i like this kid. thats pretty funny. but i guess it's only fair that he was doing his own thing while you got to do yours
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
#5 got the point
Juvenescence 0
haha, this guy's definitely a keeper. OH CMON! he's got a sense of humor!
omar_fml 0
haha awesome
Banthestrandland 0
I'm with #32. It must have been the reverse cowgirl, because she looked *back* not *down.* That said, it's kind of sad that the OP's boyfriend was being the stereotypical guy and letting the girl do all the work.
itsbrina 0
First, I think what she meant by " doing her thing" was giving him a good ride, not doing her own personal thing ex: watching the walls, blah blah blah. Second, I also think her ride just wasn't good enough, he got bored and decided to keep him self entertained by listening to music. sounds like she's wack in the sack. fyl.
Yulia_fml 0
#3, are you sure it's never happened with you? Maybe he's a master at it!