Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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Top comments
JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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Comments (241)
atomicmrpelly 2
What a twat face. You should get him close then suddenly stop and without saying anything go have a shower, that'd teach him!
Beeebop 0
Wow. Good sex.
humpty_dumpty_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
exthalion 0
yay #39 for being a completely UNoriginal tard
kike123 0
wow........ so you're life is messed up because your boyfriend wanted to listen to music................ you should have stopped what you were doing. that would've gotten his attention. next time, slap him lol FYL
FukMiLyf 0
LOL... This is Hilarious... I can so see that happenin
DramaQ 0
# 3 I am sure he tell all his grilfriends it was never with them when in reality... you might be the main one he does it with
tr1x_ 1
lmao, thats kinda funny.
WarlordofAmerica 0
I call bullshit.
DizzyDemon0 9
Obviously you aren't good at sex. Maybe try to do something different then just lay there ay? I'd prolly be listening to music over your ass too.