Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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Comments (241)
thestevenrose 0
wow, that guys a little bitch. cut him off for a wile until he starts making sence
rahxrahxrah 0
#30...I laughed out loud. Don't look away and "do your thing" if it doesn't do the trick for the both of you. I will die the day playing air drums while listening to an iPod is more interesting than what's going on while I've got the reins. Take control, girl!
whitesmoke 0
haha! honestly thats funny. not sad... or embarassing... or rude shoulda just kept going
mattmag 0
#5 agreed
whereisbob_fml 0
high 5 to ur bf!!!
muse88 0
Whhaaaat!!!!!!!!!
sweetcharades 0
I don't think you and this guy should be having sex if he gets this uninterested in what's going on and you're far too interested as using him as your *****. Both of you need to get better sex lives and not be so selfish in bed.
SynysterV17 3
Music=life thats amazing tho he should have been paying attention while having sex
zomgitsclare 0
i agree with #5.
DiSab 0
What was he listening to? Phil Collins?? Oh, and YDI for sucking at sex. ;-)