Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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Comments (241)
Majormaxo 0
At least he was enjoying himself... Can blaim him for wanting to achieve euphoria, though he probably shouldve payed attention to you more...
MaverickC12 0
Oh, come on. Maybe he could've warned you but still not a deal. Sex is always alot better when listening to music. As long as he's doing a good job at the time too. Guys like to combine their fun. EXAMPLE: I have played super mario brothers AND pacman during sex. yeah, get that accomplishment in your life. You shoulda told him to give you one of the ear phones
TryToBeKind 0
That's really crappy of him - if you're bad in bed, then he shouldn't be having sex with your or at least he should be asking for what he likes or giving you tips. Ew. I hope you dump him, you deserve better.
sillyblondeXD 0
LOL #87 XD
Amystika 0
your boyfriend is ******* epic. xDDDDD this is hilarious. dunno what I'd do if that happened to me though o.o
rednova 0
learn how to have sex then
itsMATyo 0
#18 FTW. xD
leilaniii 0
i think thats hilarious. :)
Delmar_fml 2
I'd hate to see what he does when you're going down on him...
jon_cohen 0
that is something i would do