Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
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Comments (90)
MoonTiger 4
How about you fricking ask him to switch topics because you didn't call him for that? Genious...
walkingspastic 22
You shoulda retaliated by telling him about the hot sex you had with the neighbor's pool boy. I doubt he would've heard you over all his Mafia War excitement... the loser. FYL you're dating a virgin.
sasukesharingan 0
pinche cara de culo idiota. ******* pice of shit. fix ur face
SwaggSetAshh 0
http://m.youtube.com/?client=mv-google#/watch?v=pRlmJ-sZWEg
heartagram_in_ro 0
least he's not sleeping with someone else.
MoonTiger 4
And you know that because..?
hcube 0
hey.. just be glad he doesn't place cafe world. I'm a level 38. that crap is addicting!
AbOvE_88 0
actually that shit is boring, honestly some ppl talk shit 4 ppl playing games on consoles or pc but when it's mafia wars it isn't one just like farmville n the other crap on Facebook if Im gonna play Im gonna make it worth my while FYL
allylolll 0
YDI for having a long-distance relationship.
perdix 31
It would be funny if he were receiving a ******* at the same time and said, "What a coincidence -- Now, I have two girls Down Under!"
Scourge87 0
Well, maybe thats probably what he's been about lately, so he was just telling you about that. Would you have preferred him to say nothing ? Besides gaming is not something a guy will usually blabber about with a girl, unless he knows she's a gamer too or has some real trusting relationship with her. So despite how ridiculous the conversation may have seemed and however silly this may seem, you should be kind of happy that he's willing to talk about any silly thing that occupies his mind. And Im willing to say YDI, for trying such a long-distance relationship AND for not using Skype instead of spending cash on phone calls.
IDOLGIRL 0
YDI for not having anything better to talk about of your own...otherwise you would have redirected the conversation toward something more interesting. Quit your complaining since you did nothing about the issue. furthermore, if you truly cared about him, you would be happy to endulge him for a measly 15 minutes, and glad to let him chat away about something that obviously makes him happy. you are selfish, and a poor conversationalist. YDI ( but you don't deserve HIM )
flickyourbic1223 7
Agreed. 110%