Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
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invisibledamage 2
LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!
lmaoatyourlife 0
First FML to make me laugh in months!!!! FYL though, thats going to be awkward!!!
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Comments (75)
little_otter 0
you sound like a *****.
james204 0
Thats what you get stupid bitch now shut the **** pand make me some cornbread bitch
velvet_virginia 0
Hahahahahahaha. This is one of my favorites in a very long time.
musicislife1995_fml 0
noone says 'G2G' anymore. are you trying to be cool?
RiiAbaby 0
FYL for having your boss on FB lol
sleephunters 8
He's going to get a raise but not money wise.
iPhone3GS_fml 0
the fml should have ended I'm a guy.
MadeOfAwesome 1
... But it's a woman.
katsteak 0
damn 39. i like that bucket. pull it down a little bit. i wanna see more of it.
IsaacYorkHawk 0
Major boss win. He's probably just messing with you.
skybeau 0
That's exactly what I think. If you're on good enough terms with your boss to chat on facebook, then he probably thought it'd be funny to scare you a bit. If, on the other hand, he's not joking, you've got to ask yourself: Do I really want a relationship with a guy who proclaims a relationship to the world just because of a chance comment?
sbarre1 0
YDI for saying "on accident."
thyaftermath 0
Fake shit. HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT. He would spend weeks trying to make sure, that it was a flirty move, or to see if it was real. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, for him to just take a quick comment and assume all that shit. Why would he create an office relationship? even if he does, posting on facebook would NOT be the first thing he would do If he were that stupid.. then he wouldnt be your boss
BritishHobo 0
Yeah, all this presumptuous shit is true, OR this poster I'm replying to DOESN'T KNOW YOUR BOSS AND SO IS WRONG.
WTFsGoingOn 0
But... what if he did say that? I would assume her boss just has a good sense of humor. I'm a guy and I could see my boss doing this as a joke. Although... it'd be a much more obvious joke.
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Thyaftermath, I feel the need to inform you that stupid people are often bosses. I've had quite a few of them. Though, the OP seems pretty stupid as well, so I suppose that's a pretty subjective measurement of intelligence. Who doesn't check their messages before hitting enter, and who says "love you" that compulsively? Idiot. YDI.